Stephen Lynch - Lorelei lyrics

Lorelei Lorelei had lazy eyes Straight ahead she would stare And still see sh** over there with her lazy eyes Anabel Anabel had an odd odd odd smell Cigarettes and gin With some ball sweat mixed in Such an odd odd smell Dona Ruth Dona Ruth had a snaggletooth Her smile would win her no fans But she could open some cans With her snaggletooth Marie Claire Marie Claire had long long red hair Soft and silky I swear But her a**hole is wear She had long red hair Oh these ladies were lovely So I don't now why I sent them all packing Yeah I let them all fly Oh I should be cool Give them another try Except for the one with the lazy eyes Can't get past that one Rosario Rosario was from Mexico There's nothing wrong with that But her ankles where fat So she had to go Nothing wrong with that But her ankles were fat So she had to go