Stephen Lynch - Jim Henson's Dead lyrics

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Animal is looking dyno-mite Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live on And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not Easy being, green Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear With a banana in his ear They must learn how to cooperate Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three And no one laughs at poor Fozzie And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always late Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live on And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12 Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork" And Cookie Monster wants another, bite Yeah and Big Bird well he just can't see Why the two old guys in the balcony Think Snufaluf*gus is out of, site Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live on And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not Easy being, green Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live on And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not Easy being, green Easy being green, no