Stephen Lynch - HermAphrodite lyrics

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy When I try to please her I get poked in the eye She wears lace and she wears flannel She watches football and the Lifetime Channel What's that bulge under her nightie? It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite Some things are white Some things black Some girls wear makeup Mine shaves her back She is still beautiful, she is still fine It's too bad her package is bigger than mine She can't help her imperfections She gets jock itch from her yeast infections Who stole all my tighty whities? It must be hermaphrodite, yeah