Stephen Lynch - Waiting lyrics

It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait It's the not knowing that has put me in this state The minutes feel like hours the tension is too great I've done my part so now it's in the hands of fate Waiting for my AIDS test to come back I shouldn't have f**ed that prositute without a profylactic Waiting for my AIDS test to come back Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack And now I wait My nerves they have been frayed my pants they have been shat I know the nurse will say it's time to have a chat At least I never worry about getting fat I should think positive, no wait I didn't say that Waiting for my AIDS test to come back I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac Waiting for my AIDS test to come back I just had to taste that sweet forbidden necter from his sack And now I wait Is it over will my jersey be retired? Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? Did I make a differnce was my life inspired? Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired? Waiting for my AIDS test to come back Eating a**hole shouldn't be an aphrodisiac Waiting for my AIDS test to come back If I'm clean I swear to God I'll stop shooting smack Probably Boys and girls don't be naive Take it from your Uncle Steve AIDS cares not whom it affects Caught from unprotected s** Sharing needles blood or spit Or piss or semen even sh** From handshakes sneezes toilet seats From monkey bites and uncooked meats From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair From certain children in daycare Drinking water breathing air I tell you AIDS is everywhere Oh God I can't take anymore I think I'll run right out that door But wait the nurse comes straight away Tell me what does my test say I'm okay I'm okay It's just chlamydia