Stephen Lynch - Hallelujah lyrics

[Verse 1] I want to write you a poem That stands the test of all time A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, an ode With meter and rhythm and rhyme I wanted to speak of your virtue Sing praise to your statute and poise I wanted to capture your beauty The soul that's alive in your voice I wanted to tell of your wisdom How the courage within your heart soars But all I can think of is how I be loving Them big, big, big titties of yours! [Hook 1] Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, how my heart sings Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, love those thing [Verse 2] They bounce like a kid on a trampoline They swing like a '40's jazz band They stand up like a rock solid alibi They don't even fit in my hands They curve like a pitch in the big leagues They burn with a pa**ion so hot And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze Them big, big, big titties you've got! [Hook 2] Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, love's in the air Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, what a pair [Verse 3] Oh, I need to need them Like sculptors need clay They dance in my dreams In a graceful ballet I'll kiss them so sweetly Goodnight at the end of the day They're firm like a John Grisham novel They swell like a wave in the sea No matter what part of the room that I'm in They're always looking at me They're soft like the cheek of a baby They're sweet like the honey of bees I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them Someday when they're touching your knees! [Hook 3] Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, what a rack Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, hurt your back Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, on my knees Oh, Oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, double D's Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, glory be Oh, oh, hallelujah! Oh, oh, set them free