Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It lyrics

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die I tried so hard but wasn't able To Look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin' it, i was really crankin it so dry your eyes, dont be so sad if you could just forgive me and talk to me dad talk to me dad. No I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor now burnt into your brain is an image you depise like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonder's eyes well it seems last night you caught me spankin it no use denyin' it i was really crankin it well dry your eyes, dont be so sad but i wouldnt use those tissues theyve already been had, talk to me dad Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said, could you close the door i really wanna finish now the daddy im ashamed and id completley understand if you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand Well it seemed last night you caught me spankin it no use denyin' it well i was really crankin it well dry your eyes, dont be so sad just because it was your bed, its not that bad when I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack at the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack well it seems last night, you caught me spankin it no use denyin it was really crankin it Now dry your eyes and don't be sad, but i wouldnt use those tissues they've already been, just because it was your bed its not that, oh daddy daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad.