Stephen Lynch - Priest (bonus live version) lyrics

Deep in prayer, my cross to wear I kneel upon the floor Temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore But I can not control myself He rips my soul apart For one small sheep among my flock has Stolen the shepherd's heart Altar boy, altar boy Confess your sins to me You will find the grace of God Inside my rectory Sunday ma** or bible cla** I catch him in my view I close my eyes but there he lies Spread-eagle on the pew And when I see him in that frock My conscience goes awry I'll give him some communion wine thats Spiked with Spanish fly Altar boy, altar boy Is it gonna be heaven or hell? You can play my organ all night long If you promise never to tell ... Our father Who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name... I could dress him up like the pope and then I'd... Oh dear god, the shame, oh no Lead us not into temptation Deliver us from sin Or we could pretend that he was Jesus Christ And I was Mary Magdalene Altar boy, altar boy Confess your sins to me You will find the grace of God Inside my rectory Altar boy, oh altar boy Confess your sins to me You will find the grace of God Inside my rec... ...tory