Stephen Lynch - Gay (Live) lyrics

Here we are dear old friend You and i drunk again Laughs have been and and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if i were gay I would give you my heart And if i were gay You'd be my work of art And if i were gay We would swim in romance But i'm not gay So get your hand out of my pants Its not that i dont care -i do I just dont see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you if you know what i mean Cause if i were gay I would give you my soul And if i were gay I would give you my whole being And if i were gay We would tear down the walls But i'm not gay So won't you stop cupping my hand Lynch:*to guy in crowd* Yea got you! We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intimate with your fist You have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop your drawers