Stephen Lynch - For Me lyrics

The union of a woman and a man, Touching for the very first time; The gentle texture of a hand, True love is always hard to find. And sometimes my penis aint as hard as wood. And sometimes youre disappointed in my manlihood. I cant take it, please: Fake it for me. The delicate nature of love Can only make this relationship grow. And though its sent from heaven above, Things dont always work down below And I know that the p**no movies make you feel cheap. And sometimes you finish while Im fast asleep I cant take it, please: Fake it for me. I try so hard to be a man, but Youre so damn hard to please Doesnt help to know your best friend Runs on batteries. I cant take it, please: Fake it for me. Even though my loves a little premature, When you call me Mr. Softee, I get...insecure. I cant take it Please, fake it For me.