Stephen Lynch - D&d - live 2005 lyrics

[00:04]Harmonica [00:10]More harmonica [00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew [00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew [00:27]I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused) [00:33]It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin! [00:38]It's D and D!! [00:42]Fighting with the legends of yore [00:44]It's D and D!! [00:48]Never kissed a lady before. Nope, I said it, WOOO! [00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the f**in thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice [00:57]Why don't you bring some thunder mother f**er. Bring some thunder, alright! [01:02]Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool [01:08]And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school! [01:15]No we're not. I know [01:17]Now Teich's a real ba*tard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend [01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend! [01:27]It's D and D! [01:29]Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What? [01:34]Dude come on, seriously. What?! [01:42]You've got a f**in...girlfriend? Dungeon master! [01:49]That's kind of a dick thing to say [01:52]It's D and D!! [01:55]Summoning the demons of hell [01:57]It's D and D!! [02:00]When our shift ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa! [02:20]Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die? [02:25]You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I? [02:31]See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first cla** ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf [02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf [02:43]Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen [02:49]I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines [02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction [03:01]And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction [03:06]It's D and D!! [03:10]Warriors who terrify [03:12]It's D and D!!!!!!! [03:23]Virgins, 'til the day..... [03:30]We.................................. [03:41]o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh [03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from New Kids on the Block song} [03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! [03:56]One,Two f** you [03:57]DIE!!!!! [4:04]Thank you everybody!