Stephen Lynch - Best Friends Song (Live) lyrics

Intro: *Lynch* Starts playing the song Teich - Oh, this song. I know this one Teich: I like my toast bu*tered Lynch: and I'll take mine dry Teich: I dig the beatles Lynch: I'm a stones kinda guy Teich: I have fine taste Lynch: and I like things cheap Teich: I wanna stay up all night Lynch: I just wanna sleep, with your sister Teich: I love the sunshine Lynch: and I wanna nail your sister Teich: I like Julia Roberts movies Lynch: I just wanna f** the sh** out of your sister And Teich you would rule Hey!, if you'd say its cool Teich:It's Not Cool Lynch:I'd go pick her up at her junior high school Teich: Whoo wait that sister? Yea your sister Yeaaa I wanna f** your sister Wanna f**ing titty f** her Teich:She's 14 she doesn't even have titties yet And just cum all over in her hair And watch it drip in to her eyes Teich:whoa stop it And she'd go oh its salty but it taste good Teich:Ok Stop it Lynch: What? *The both go in to a jibberish fit* Teich:You want to f** my sister? Lynch:*Calm*Yes, I Do Teich:*hands everywhere*You wanna f** my sister! Lynch"*mimicing Teich in a retarded way*Yes I do! Teich:Ok, I'm sick of this everytime on the tour its something new with you And I'm getting tired of th-- Lynch: $26.50 Teich:Deal Both: Sister!!!