I want a dog, a Chihuahua When I get back to my small flat I want to hear somebody bark Oh, you can get lonely I want a dog Don't want a cat Scratching its claws all over my habitat Giving no love and getting fat Oh, you can get lonely And a cat's no help with that Bulldog, Hound and Pug, and Labrador Collie, Retriever and Doberman Pinscher Husky, Dalmatian, Saint Bernard und Dachshund Mongrel, Beagle, co*ker Spaniel I want a dog To walk in the park When it gets dark My dog will bark at any pa**ers-by Oh, you can get lonely I want a dog I want a dog, a Chihuahua When I get back to my small flat I want to hear somebody bark Oh, you can get lonely