Stephen Genes the Magnanimous - Watusi Dance lyrics

[Stephen Genes the Magnanimous] Well fed, we got 'zza - far our like Sun Ra Undead like Mumm-Ra - I flow cold like tundra I got flatulence abound, yes I'm tooting out the good sounds Praise for my timbre resounds, call me the gaseous eraser of frowns Waft the bouquet of wordplay, Or should I say "sniff my farts" Well bless your heart! I'm blissfully pissing on your pop tarts And now I'll skeet on your shredded wheat - part of a complete meal Treat you to my veal - You know I mean my wiener I'm a winner at the dinner table Legendary like a fable - able to rock the joint Call me The Finger cause I'm always on point [MC Half Mast] Hopped up into Target, man, looking for a deal Silverware - $5 - That's what I call a stainless steel Met a lady in line, told her I always keep it real She was dressed so fine and wore some nice high heels We got to the talking, one thing led to another And the next thing I knew, I was doinking someones mother By the time we were done, I had discovered That her husband came home, and I shouted "Oh, brother!" This actually never happened, though I dreamt it one time How I wish it were real and not just in my mind Such a deal on knives and forks, would I ever even find? On the off chance I did, I would rob the Target blind I don't give a sh**, here is Mr. Dr. DJ Oatmeal [DJ Oatmeal] Exceptional? Please - you're average, in the middle I'm a nine on the Richter and you barely make a squiggle My rhymes, refined sugar sticky sweet, get stuck in the beat On continuous repeat, cause these broz are neat And flock in feather, together on my cue Kitchen cooking, a b**hing sort of witches brew Each MC a piece in a stew of a saga Ali Baba, open sesame, and the words flow like lava And burn the ears of my peers in the sphere of my influence My style - worthwhile, finessed and nuanced With a pleasing aesthetic, and my flow - copacetic I rhyme the whole dictionary, do it alphabetic The evidence - empirical, my lyrical dictation Ranks me top three in the R and B nation Don't change the station, cause your patience just paid off Carry the 'x' and divide, enlightenment equation solved