Stephen Fry - Reasons to Be Miserable (His Name is Marvin) lyrics

Give his brain a pain There is little that turns him on, Marvin's his name He's a robot that's his lot, robot full of cares He'd feel a little better if they broke him up for spares But everything he has to do, he finds the world condemning If he had his time again, he'd rather be a lemming Oh well He's just a menial robot They drive him crazy with their... Marvin close the door Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor Spoils a robot's day Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid Robot naughty, robot bad, robot happy, robot sad Who's a clever robot lad, it's enough to drive you mad Robots are inhuman ( x 2) Human robots are in ( x 2) He gets no satisfaction Why do they make him do their work Rather be a vacuum cleaner s**ing up the dirt, that'll be the day Pat him on the head Think he would be keener just rust Just to rust his life away Feeling dull, dull, dull Get dull Feeling dull, dull, dull Get dull Dull Get dull Get dull Get dull Marvin close the door Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor Spoils a robot's day Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid Marvin close the door Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor Spoils a robot's day Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid