Stephen Egerton - Eunuch Boy lyrics

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only to sockets Got no bulge in his pockets Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Can't even make it through a day of school They try to stomp his shriveled tool It must s** to know you'll never f**