I may look simple but I want you to know I've been to college, I'm full of knowledge I'm right at home with brainy men and them, my wisdom I show But when there's clever girls around I get up and go Those educated babies are a bore I'm gonna say what I said many times before Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em 'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love A wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call The brainless baby always keeps you down in the hall Oh, the dumbbells I've met, have won beauty prizes They look like angels sent from above The clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed The dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead That's why the dumber they come, the better I like 'em 'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em 'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love The smart girls speak in Greek and other languages too But the dumb girl's only language is who's poochy poochy is you? Oh, the dumbbells I've met have won beauty prizes They look like angels sent from above You start by squeezing clever girls, you're soon on the shelf But when you're with dumb Doris you can just be yourself That's why the dumber they come, the better I like 'em 'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love