Stephen Colbert - Another Christmas Song lyrics

Ho! It's another Christmas song Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song They play for a month, Ad infinitum One day it struck me someone must write 'em So! It's another Christmas song Santa clause singing on naughty snow Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe The manger's on fire, The holly's a-glow Hear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho ho Hey! It's another Christmas song Yay! Another oft' returning (often returning) Royalty earning Christmas song I've got plenty more so go buy a modem Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em Pay! For another Christmas song Chestnuts glisten on a silent night Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light The tree is frozen, the winter's bright Who'd have thought the wise men look so white You! Don't you wanna sing along? To! My humble yule tide Dreamed up pool side Christmas song Make it a part of your holiday canon Make it the heart of my retirement plan and Do! Sing another Christmas song BEAT IT INTO 'EM FELLAS! WATCH MY FEET FLY! But wait! Who's this? Young ones starving on a dead-end street Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat (All children) Please help the "Colbert Children" eat Whoa! Just another Christmas song No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered Please save my family and make this a standard Go! Join the ever-growing throng Who are singing And swingin' While my kids are clinging to the hope My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing From another Christmas song