Stephen Colbert - It's the End of the Year as We Know It lyrics

[Verse 1: Stephen Colbert] Oh great, it starts with an outbreak Zika and Harambe Lead is in the water main ba*tard of a campaign Thought it was Jeb!'s turn World-record hot heat Gender-biased toilet seat CNN and FOX, Ailes, hashtag "Bad." "Sad." Bitter on the Twitter with Ben as Batman Dire wildfires representin' climate change And a government that's wired with the new alt-right Bernie wasn't leavin' in a hurry Now Putin's breathin' down our neck Team by team reporters baffled Trumped, tethered, trapped Pokémon Go game. Ken Bone Uh oh, all alone, tax evasion, belt stabbin' p**y grabbin' for themselves, serve themselves Email server was breached Isn't that Michelle's speech? Tell me your opinion of the Minions in a gif? Jif Vitriolic, xenophobic troll spite. Fourth Reich's Feelin' pretty psyched [Chorus: Stephen Colbert] It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it And I feel... [Verse 2: Stephen Colbert] Fighting for black lives Ryan Lochte's his hair dyed Prince and Bowie's demise Leonard Cohen died Nasty woman, Brangelina, Hiddleswift Megyn Kelly. News—fake. Samsung—boom This year's idiotic and chaotic, but the end's in sight. Right? [Chorus: Stephen Colbert and Michael Stipe] It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it I feel... ...fine [Chorus: Stephen Colbert, Michael Stipe, and James Franco] (Stephen Colbert) It's the end of the year as we know it (Michael Stipe) It's the end of the year as we know it (Stephen Colbert and Michael Stipe) It's the end of the year as we know it. (Time I had some time alone.) And I feel fine (Stephen Colbert, Michael Stipe, and James Franco) It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it It's the end of the year as we know it And I feel fine