Stephen Colbert - Christmas In July lyrics

[Intro] This week, you and me, we will witness history as the RNC crowns their orange manatee [Verse 1] We'll see wacky hats, crazy ties worn by thousands of white guys, An entire airplane hanger filled with Donald Trump's ex-wives. We'll see Newt, Ron, and Rand maybe members of the Klan But no m**ms or latinos cause I think they've all been banned! [Chorus] It will be crazy, you can't deny It's like Christmas in July ...in Cleveland! [Verse 2] To the Quicken Loans Arena It's the finest place you've seen-a It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina It's The Q, but let's be clear Q doesn't stand for "queer" though it really doesn't matter, there aren't many of them here [Chorus] It will be crazy, you can't deny It's like Christmas in July "Build a wall around me, dancing delegates!" [Bridge] And there's so much more in store Cos it's not one night, it's four! So... [Verse 3] Reince Priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain and Paul Ryan will be crying while Ben Carson juggles brains Ted Cruz is drinkin' whiskey no one's sittin' with Chris Christie and Mitt Romney bungees in to say, "Does anybody miss me?" [Chorus 2] Jeb is in the bathroom yelling, "Why?" it's like Christmas in July [Outro] The party of Lincoln had better start drinkin' it's like Christmas in July