Stephen Bray - Shug Avery Comin' to Town lyrics

[Mister] Where my shirt? Where my hat? Where you put my braces at? Fix my tie Press my pants Ugly men ain't got no chance [Celie] What is you fussing for, Mister What you care about 'sides yourself [Mister] Celie head full o' rocks There's holes in my Sunday socks [Ladies] Shug Avery comin' to town Lock up all your mens And your young boys, too She ain't got no friends 'Cept the ones she screw [Ladies] (Mister) Oh, Shug Avery comin' to town Shug comin'! (Mmmm, gonna get me) Shug comin'! (Some sugar tonight!) [Celie] Sharp as a tack With your hair slicked back Spit on your shoes, what you tryin' to do [Ladies] That mister sho do shine When Shug come cross that county line [Men] Ain't no other woman like Shug Like Shug Oh lord, let me cross Into her promised land [Ladies] Drinking the gin Loving all the men Strumpet in a short skirt Got no pride [Males] Bumping in the shed Bouncing in the bed [Ensemble] Don't you know it ain't no lie [Ensemble & Mister] Shug Avery comin' to town [Celie] Got about a million questions Crawling around my head What she wear How her hair Is she skinny Is she stout Must be something to fuss about [Ladies] Shug Avery, (uh-huh) bring down this town [Church Lady] Fire and brimstone raining down Oh, she coming, coming [Males] Shug Avery heat up this town [Church Lady] She gonna turn into a pillar of salt Oh yes she is [Ensemble] Shug Avery, she back in town [Ladies] Ooh, that Shug You know she no good A snake in the woods Gonna poison you [Males] You don't understand What it do to a man When you in her hands And she turn that screw [Women] Better say farewell 'Cuz you're going to hell [Males] But a man feel swell When he in her spell [Ladies] Better lock your doors [Males] Better change your drawers [Ensemble] She's coming, coming, coming, coming Shug Avery, she back in town