[MARVIN] I'm in the right She's in the right I'm in the wrong She's in the right, dammit We get along But always fight, dammit She always wins, but always cries; And it's me and them (Me and men) Help me to sever I swear I won't ever again You be my witness Attest to my fitness As husband, and father, and friend Do not let me look askance Keep a vigil nightly Disabuse me of romance Make me seen unsightly I can't know the outcome But, I'll try I'll try I'll try [LADIES] Ooohhh... Ooohhh... Ahhhhh... I love my wife She loves her boys She loves the noise of family living I love the joys of never forgiving No ones destroys the family [LADIES] No one destroys the family [ALL] No one destroys the family [MARVIN] Least not me and them Me and men God I'm so clever I swear I won't ever again Me and them Me and men [ALL] Never means never I swear I won't ever again... [MARVIN] Again, again No men Again [LADIES] Ahhh...dat!