Stephanie D'Abruzzo - There Is Life Outside Your Apartment lyrics

[Brian:] Princeton! [Princeton:] Yeah [Brian:] Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks What's up with that? [Princeton:] I went to work for a temp agency, and they Fired me for being too depressing on the phone I maxed out my cards, I'm two months behind In rent, I totally messed up my personal life Oh, and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose! [Brian:] All right. Get off your a** and stop worrying! Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today [Princeton:] Have fun! [Brian:] When I say everyone, that includes you! There is life outside your apartment I know it's hard to conceive But there's life outside your apartment And you're only gonna see it if you leave There is cool sh** to do But it can't come to you And who knows, dude You might even score! There is life outside your apartment But you gotta open the door! [Princeton:] No, thanks, I'm staying in! [Brian:] Don't tell me I gotta force you [Princeton:] Sorry! [Brian:] All right, everyone! He's resisting! [All but Princeton:] There is life outside[x3] There is life outside your apartment! There's a pigeon Squashed on the street [Christmas Eve:] Ew [Brian:] There's a girl pa**ing by [Nicky:] No I think it's a guy [All but Princeton:] And a homeless man Who only wants to Buy something to eat! Sorry, can't help you We could go to the zoo! [Trekkie Monster:] Pick up girls at NYU! [Brian:] We could sit in the park smoking pot! [Christmas Eve:] Or not [All but Princeton:] There is life outside your apartment [Princeton:] Well, I guess I'll give it a shot [All:] There is life outside your apartment I know There is life outside your apartment [Voice #1:] I'm gonna jump! [All:] Don't do it! [Voice #1:] Okay [All:] There is cool sh** to do But it can't come to you So come on [Voice #2:] Get out of the way a**hole! [Princeton:] f** you! [All:] There is life outside your apartment Oh, you never know What's around the bend You could win the lotto Or make a friend [Guys:] Take her home to see your apartment! [Lucy:] Do you wanna feel special? I can see that you do Well, I can make you feel Special If you let me feel you [Guys:] She'll feel you! [Lucy:] Where's your pad? [Princeton:] Not too far [Guys:] We could call you a car [Princeton:] We'll be fine, thank you! See ya! [Christmas Eve:] Hope you don't get gonorrhea! [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Princeton/Lucy:] But now it's time to go home [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Trekkie Monster:] Me going home now [Princeton/Lucy:] It's time to go home! [Trekkie Monster:] That's where me gonna go! [Lucy:] I can make you feel special [Trekkie Monster:] That's where me gonna go! [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Trekkie Monster:] Me going home now That's where me gonna go! [Princeton/Lucy:] But now it's time to go home [Trekkie Monster:] For p**n!