Alcoholic kind of mood Lose my clothes, lose my lube Cruising for a piece of fun Looking out for number one Different partner every night So narcotic outta sight What a gas What a beautiful a** And it all breaks down at the role reversal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me Kind of buzz that last for days Had some help from insect ways Comes across all shy and coy Just another nancy boy Woman, man or modern monkey Just another happy junkie Fifty pounds, press my bu*ton Going down And it all breaks down at the role reversal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me Does his make-up in his room Douse himself with cheap perfume Eyeholes in a paper bag Greatest lay I ever had Kind of guy who mates for life Gotta help him find a wife We're a couple When our bodies double And it all breaks down at the role reversal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the role reversal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal Got the muse in my head, she's universal Spinning me round, she's coming over me