Steel Panther - Walk Of Shame lyrics

Nine in the morning, who's singin the blues In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your a** in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as you reach for the door Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a who*e No wonder then, every weekend is the same Your vagina's still eighteen Baby, stand up tall and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Go on, girl! Sun coming up, side of the road You stumble from the bus all covered in load Take a dump in the alley in the spot where your car got towed Your friends all left, four hours before Ran out of coke, went looking for more While you were doing a** to mouth on the tour bus floor No wonder then, every one night stand's the same It's the "hide that sausage game" Baby, smile real big and walk that walk of shame Walk of shame! Baby, s**in' lots of dick is so rock n' roll! s**in' lots of dick is so rock n' roll! Don't have to be a fireman to ride the poll! No amount of respect is gonna save your soul! When many moons pa**, your tits grow long But your p**y don't ever stop craving the dong Now a bunch of old folks g**ning doesn't seem so wrong You grab a couple ol rockers, have a ménage Your beat up old tits, get a cum barrage While Satchel and Stix do the walk out of Lexxi's mom's garage f**in' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll! f**in' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll! She takes 5 inches up in every hole! She likes to rock n' roll on that rock n' roll poll, yeah She [?] In the D.P. hall of fame For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame Put your guy-liner on and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Yeah, oh yeah, baby don't complain Just walk that walk of shame