Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang lyrics

Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty Yeah we're golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie? Poontang Boomerang Just can't throw her away Dump her a** on a Friday night She's back by Saturday Sing it, Poontang Boomerang My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride to be It was pretty obvious, she wanted some of me I told her just the one time, I would make an exception Then she tried to s** my balls and her own wedding reception Poontang Boomerang Give that sh** a hurl But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl Poontang Boomerang Thought about goin' gay The boomerang wang is even worse they say Wow Look out You can chuck that who*e, if you don't wanna f** no more But you better watch out Jack, cause that a** is comin' back If you're tired of gettin' it around, you can take the next bus out of town But you can't get far enough away, that b**h will you find any day Change your name and cut your hair, move away to Timbuktu But I'm tellin' you right now, that boomerang tang will follow you You can chuck that who*e, if you don't wanna f** no more But you better look out Jack, cause that a** is comin' back Poontang Boomerang That sh** never fails Sure as a bear sh**s in the woods And sail boats have sails Poontang Boomerang Better wise up real quick But the boomerang is as dangerous Down under on your dick Poontang Boomerang Oh yeah Poontang Boomerang Wwwow Poontang Boomerang Awww Poontang Boomerang Oh yeah Uh