Steel Panther - p**y Ain't Free lyrics

Don't need a certified public acountant To run the numbers on my dick and balls Don't need to look at every Amex statement Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls Don't need a history of my transactions To know the piper's going to get her due It won't be long if there's a missing payment She'll come for me like she's coming for you p**y ain't free, let me tell you, brother! You'll pay for that sh** one way or another! She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies For every text that you choose to ignore When you return, interrogation Your dick is going on the waterboard! p**y ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (Everybody pays, word to your mother) You'll pay for that sh** one way or another! (Everybody pays one way or another) This is not a choice you have that's only in your head And when you're getting the 3rd degree You'll remember what I said Oh yeah cause p-p-p**y ain't free, boy, no Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke Maybe you'll understand on your d**hbed The price of p**y, it ain't a joke! p**y ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (You'll pay for that sh** one way or another) p**y ain't free, let me tell you, mister! (Baby, let me taste every single sister) p**y ain't free, everyone knows p**y ain't free, let me tell you, brother! This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head