Steel Panther - Turn Out the Lights lyrics

So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an a** that's red and blue 'Cause I'm gonna f** you doggy-style The way chihuahua's do But I got one request That I just have to ask of you Turn out the lights Before you s** my dick Someone beat you with an ugly stick I wanna f**, but you make me sick, so Turn out the lights, turn out the lights So you think that I'm a loser 'Cause I used to be in jail And I got my GED Diploma Last week in the mail But at least a man can exercise If he gets too fat But I've got news for you Your face will always look like that, haha Turn out the lights Before I take a ride You don't seem to have a good side Whip out a condom and the astro-glide Turn out the lights, turn out the lights Ugh, I think I'm gonna hurl Jesus Christ, I hope that you're a girl Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls Turn out the lights, turn out the lights Tell me when it's over Please tell me you don't have VD Thank god that it's over, yeah Well we all have indiscretions I think you're my biggest yet Had to roll you in some flour Just to find where you were wet Well this never would've happened If I hadn't lost that bet I wonder if our grandkids Will ask us how we met Turn out the lights Girl it's way to bright I don't wanna look at your cellulite There ain't nothing on your body that's tight, baby Turn out the lights Turn out the lights Before you take off your clothes I wanna tie you up with some garden hose Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose Turn out the lights Turn out the lights Before we do the deed Before I cover your box with my seed I'm gonna pound ya till ya f**ing start to bleed, b**h Turn out the lights, turn out the lights