Steel Panther - The Shocker lyrics

Are you ready baby? Wooh, ah yeah Extra Extra read all about it I wanna show you guys something new Now If your having trouble just getting a bo*er Here's something cool that'll work for you It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez Some will say that it's a bit extreme Close your eyes and spread your legs now What I'm about to do will make you scream You better lube it up 'cause it's easier to get it deeper in In her hole till she screams Two in the pink and one in the stink Thats called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker It's easy to find chicks that really dig it In the city or in the town You can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker He walks around with a pinky that's brown When ya do too much bu*ter sugar And your hard meat stick won't stand Add your middle finger to a fist of metal And spread the shocker all across the land Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls You won't learn this at school So pay attention here Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car Or do it in the alley right behind the bar Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker, yeah Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car Or do it in the alley right behind the bar Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker, yeah Here it comes! Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Come on and Shocker Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power In your vagina and your bu*thole too