Steel Panther - Party All Day lyrics

When I was only three My mom said to me "Don't go to school with a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen I boned a kooky b**h A couple days later, my balls swelled up And my crotch began to itch But thats when I totally knew What God wanted me to do Whoooaa! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night, and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night and party...All day (Check it out) Now I'm in a b**hin' band And I'm banging every nun I don't care if she's a trailer ho And she's got big freakin eyes I get up in the afternoon 'cuz I ain't got a stupid job I drink some beer and I watch cartoons While the s*ut polishes my knob Smoke and drink in school Thats what I was born to do Whoooaaa! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night, and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night and party...All day Now God's looking down on me Saying, "Hey man, way to pay!" (?) Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night, and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! f** all night and party...All day f** f** f** yeah f** yeah! ...f** yeah, dude