When I was only three My mama said to me Don't go screwin' a skanky ho, Or you're gonna get VD When I was seventeen I boned a kooky b**h A couple days later, my balls swelled up And my crotch began to itch But thats when I totally knew What God wanted me to do, woah Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night, and party all day Whoa, oh oh oh, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna f** all night and party all day Check it out Now I'm in a b**hin' band And I'm banging every nun I don't care if she's a trailer ho But she's got me freakin' out I get up in the afternoon 'Cause I ain't got a stupid job I drink some beer and I watch cartoons While the s*ut polishes my knob Smoke and drink and screw Thats what I was born to do, woah Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night and party all day Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna f** all night and party all day, let's go Now God's looking down on me Saying, hey man, way to be Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night and party all day Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night and party all day Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night and party all day Whoa, oh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey f** all night and party all day f** f** f** yeah, f** yeah f** yeah, dude