Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) lyrics

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had b**bs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes 'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby a** back to my place Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Woah, woah) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl is ridin' my jock again Fat girl is snackin' on my co*k again Ouch, don't bite My friends keep telling me I must be going blind 'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their a** because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl, oh You know I really love you 'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh Come here baby, where you goin'? Haha, you're a cow! Come here baby, hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here, hey! [whistle] Come here! It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! All these hot b**hes And that one fat girl