Steel Panther - Tomorrow Night lyrics

The food will be great And the drinks will be free And all the s**y girls will wanna party with me The weed will be toked And Colombian coke Will be snorted off some stripper b**bs and that's no joke It's the party of the century that's right Unfortunately it's tomorrow night I'm going to a party Tomorrow night Tomorrow night I'm gonna get some p**y Tomorrow night Tomorrow night But tonight I'm gonna jerk off... Ahh feels good It's in Beverly Hills They got prescription pills And Keifer f**ing Sutherland is coming to chill They got sushi and rice Lowenbrau is on ice In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice The Security and p**y will both be tight But I'm on the list for tomorrow night! (Chorus) But Tonight I'm playing angry birds Like a million other stupid nerds! Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself! Guitar Solo Ponies and clowns will be walking around Naked people having s** all over the ground Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken In the back yard Iron Maiden is rocking! The couch is on fire but nobody cares Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs! (hold out long) Tomorrow night Tomorrow night It's gonna be b**hin' Tomorrow night Tomorrow night Get some slick'em on my hang down Some lips on my dick Tomorrow night