Steel Panther - It Won't s** Itself lyrics

Woah Let's go Listen up Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't s** itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse 'Cause it won't s** itself No it won't We did a show in Panama and blew their f**ing minds Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85 I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't s** itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) Holy sh**, it's getting worse I don't want to wind up in a hearse But it won't s** itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse 'Cause it won't s** itself It won't s** itself It won't s** itself Alright Baby I feel so good, yeah