Steel Panther - I Like Drugs lyrics

Last night, I got so high I think I had s** with the cable guy Well I'll admit, it would've been funny, But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so But I do it when I'm really really high on blow I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce! I like d** but the don't like me My brain cells seem to disagree I like d**, I like d**, I like d** but they don't like me I was pounding some b**h the other night Rolling on E man, feeling alright When I was high she was hotter than heck But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek I get high, that ain't no lie But I can't afford another friggin DUI Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying" I was gonna, but then you said you were buying I like d** but the don't like me It's always better, when they're free! I like d**, I like d**, I like d**, but they don't like me... No they don't! Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved... oh yeah If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved Can you necro-feel-it! Solo Aaahhh yeah... I Like Drugs I do it when I'm chillin' Aaahhh yeah... I like d** I've even snorted penicillin... Ahhh come on! come on! come on! If I can crush it - It goes up my nose If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes How old am I? Nobody knows! My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack, Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back! I like d** but the don't like me I like d** but the don't like me I'm driving right now to the next party I like d**, I like d**, I like d**, but they don't like me! Michael: Oh sh**, I'm getting pulled over again... Ah I better chug these beers, where's those pills? Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there? Michael: Well what's the f**ing speed limit? 15 mph? Cop: Smart Ass! Cop: Sir do you have any Warrants? Michael: I got their first CD, but you can't have it! Later! Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro. Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!