Steel Panther - You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk lyrics

Your beauty is deeper than the sea, but you're still working on your abc's When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find Because you're beautiful when you don't talk The kind of girl that I would stalk, but you open your mouth and you break the spell Talking doesn't do you well More beautiful than the rarest j**el But when you open your mouth you're such a tool When I ruminate on all the things you said, it's clear your parents dropped you on your head Because you're beautiful when you don't talk The attention span of a pet rock When you try to connect it becomes quite clear There's nothing in between your ears There's nothing going on upstairs Like headlights shining on a dear We talked for 30 seconds, now there's nothing left to say So it's one more Boston Pancake and I'll be on my way You're beautiful , so beautiful and young If only you had been born without a tongue Please don't come out of your shell Because you're beautiful when you don't talk Because you're beautiful when you don't talk But you open your mouth and you break the spell