Steel Panther - Gangbang At The Old Folks Home lyrics

Oh yeah, Uh, s**y Oh yeah, Delivering pizza on a Saturday night I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive I'm lucky that I left there alive It's a g**n The place was packed with wrinkly b**bies and dicks The youngest one there was maybe 76 The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done It's a g**n Gangbang at the old folks home One foot in the grave Two lips on my bone Gangbang at the old folks home The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick These golden girls had really been round the block I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks Gangbang at the old folks home Senile s** slaves are making me groan Gangbang at the old folks home I took her doggy and I gave her a spank That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator Three silver foxes started licking my a** so I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast I had my fist in a bu*thole til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead Gangbang at the old folks home I rode a s** train with geriatric nymphos Gangbang at the old folks home Old folks home, yeah