Steel Panther - Fat Girl lyrics

I saw her drinking beer Eatin' peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend Jenny Creggs She had b**bs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs I know your hungry I can see it in your eyes Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries I want to take your chubby a** back to my place And squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeaaahh!!! Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows Woooooah wooooah Thar she blows Fat girl She everything I wanted and more Fat girl She can't fit through the door Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows I want to prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah I won't joke about your body if you only let me in I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaahhh Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows Fat girl Is riding my jock again Fat girl Is snacking on my co*k againnnnn (ouch don't bite) My friends keep telling me I must be going blind Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their a** cause your bigger than a busssss Fat girl I can't believe your eating again Fat girl Where does your neck begin Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows Fat girl Put my hotdog into your heart Fat girl Your really really tons of fat Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows Your my fat fat girl You know I really love you Cause you my fat fat girl Woahhh Come here baby where you going (mooooo) Your a cow Come here baby hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here Come here