The donkey is gone He's out on the loose The trainer is dead He hung himself with a noose The trainer looks happy Face of elation A sound suicide It's a ride against asphyxiation There's a thousand screaming donkeys They are crying out in the night They are searching for a hero to save them Now is the time to unite I wanna s** a donkey's co*k (s** it!) I wanna feel it deep inside me (Do me!) I think I'm gonna grow (Vomit!) Please call the priest, I'm near redemption Tonight! The priest has a rod He's wearing a cross The donkey is stuck The priest is eating apple sauce I'm down on the ground There's mud on my face The donkey looks back The priest pulls out a candle piece Now I'm in an awkward position And my knees are getting weak The donkey's overpowering me He's lifting me of my feet