I got two black eyes A nasty cut on my nose A real funny feeling From my head to my toes But does she care No she don't care No she don't care But she loves me just the same Blind date, overweight Made me late, I couldn't navigate Red wine, white wine Rise and shine I got to draw the line Black jack clap trap Any kind of flap trap Big mac, lookin' back Diggin' burt bacharach oh We're in a black limousine And onto a plane Into the hotel Missin' breakfast again But does she care No she don't care No she don't care But she loves me just the same Contemplate my watergate Two and eight, I didn't hesitate Day time, night time Underline, I gotta draw the line Blackjack clap trap Any kind of flap trap Big mac lookin' back Diggin' burt bacharach oh