Statik Selektah - Tell Me Lies lyrics

[Intro] [Termanology talking]: Yeah. You see. I had this one girl. She was a dime but, she kept telling me lies. Sorta like these raps dude. So...f** it I'll make up whatever I want [Sample]: Go ahead and tell me lies Make up anything you must Go ahead and tell me lies [Verse One] [Termanology]: I sold more than Nelly And R. Kelly And Makaveli Son/sun I'm a star I'm so major That I got a waiter Waitin' for me in the back seat of my car I ain't like these cats that pretend I've been shot more times than 50 Cent But in the chest With no vest And I still hit the bong like Evidence Or Michael Phelps Think I need some psycho help Cause I don't even like myself I k**ed a police captain And my album Politics As Usual went platinum Double platinum Almost went triple Why you think my diamonds lookin' like Skittles? Oh fo' shizzle I was so tizzle With a trunk full of black automatic pistols I had J-Lo and Beyonce together And now we havin' kids together I'm under pressure cause I got so many mils And I got so many deals How the boy so chill? I need a lawyer for my lawyer cause I'm gettin' paid And I got a maid dustin' like ? Cans of the Goya Stuffed full of dope Gettin' shipped over here man on my big boat [Interlude]: "Living up to what you say on records, it's all entertainment. Everybody in their f**in right mind knows you can talk about shooting somebody on the record, but motherf**er ain't finna really gonna do it, unless you just stupid. This is entertainment. We make records. That's all it is. This is like...our f**in jobs" - Dr. Dre from the motion picture 'The Show' [Verse Two] [Styles P]: I got a trillion bucks and a million cars I bought a spaceship and a crib on Mars I paid the government to make a clone of me I own stones bigger than you home you should roll with me Back II The Future car, like Michael J. Fox Everyday I'm building with Bill Gates and Wal-Mart I'm smoother than the man that made ? So you gon' hear it on the news that I'm tryin' to buy the ocean Callin' NASA to buy airspace Diamonds that blind men, I keep it in a rare place So rich you can't envision the dude You gettin' fresh while I'm throwin' on invisible suits And I'm way more than royal MasterCard, Visa card, made out of oil I got the world's best timin' And an American Express card made out of diamonds [Outro]: A lot of the music, as good as we think it is, it ain't 100% you But you understand how these kids get these opportunities, like you know, they got this gift to make these records. They get success. Instead of takin' that success and, and doin' the right thing...a lot of 'em take that success as a green light to go to Hell. Do all the wrong sh**