Static-P - Detective Detective lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up can't see Hands: cuffed. Tied feet I don't know how I got here Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a ba**! Smell perfume, cigars And wines. (Run!) From the sounds in the room One could tell there were two Watching me as I pretended to sleep And when that thing took off I just let my body roll To the doors of that limousine! [Pre-Chorus 1] Oh! I am Detective Detective Deducing devious deeds Don't dare you dabble in darkness Or I'll devise your defeat [Chorus] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe (Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?) (Hold up!) [Verse 2] Back track. I made my escape But with that bag on my head I never saw a face So I removed the bag Untied my legs Realized I was still inside their base I saw the limo Comin' back! I kept cool and decided to stay and chat [Pre Chorus 2] "Gentlemen, please,there's no need to attack Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see I only ask we treat each other politely." [Chorus 2] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe I am Detective Detective I'm on the case! Master of human interactions A friendly face! (Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~ Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse? I dare say, Detective It seems as though you're reading minds Can you read them? Eh-What?) [Verse 3] I continue: The two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough With their hands on their sides Like they're about to pull their guns Think I know where they came from Judging by their demeanor Think I know where we're going From the fact that I'm not dead, yet! Dropped off Two blocks from my house A block from the bank Where something strange was going down Just as expected It was the scene of a crime It's been over an hour Since the cops had arrived I asked around The only evidence: One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip One pointed out that on his way in He saw my limo Yes, that was my limo [Bridge] Pushed up my gla**es and gave a little smirk When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words "In a short while-", I said to them out loud "There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound." (*Ksh* There's been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.) Don't worry, though, it's just a ploy Their alibi, you'd say One culprit is among us The rest: at that bank And inside one of your cop cars, here You'll find the money's safe [Chorus 3] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe (Oooooo~) Run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! (Moooves~) Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front. (Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!) See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe I am Detective Detective I'm on the case! Master of human interactions A friendly face! [Outro] Detective Detective: Out