Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? When in this charming car This charming man Why pamper life's complexities When the leather runs smooth on the pa**enger seat? I would go out tonight But I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said, "It's gruesome That someone so handsome should care" A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place He said, "Return the ring" He knows so much about He knows so much about these things And I would go out tonight But I haven't got a stitch to wear Oh, yeah This man said, "It's gruesome That someone so handsome should care"