Lucius: There are so many douchebags in the world Yes, so many douchebags get the girls Who deserve more than absolutely anything That any charm or potion could ever bring But men like that, they have her on a string And they don't care For there will always be guys like Potter To realize tears in your eyes because he got her She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her... If you'd only done Something more for the one Back when you were young... (Instrumental) Snape: So many a**holes in this place So many a**holes in my face! Why can't they leave me alone To love princesses, maids, and queens? They wouldn't ever be in between... Both: We'd treat them nice and never be mean And we would care... But there will always be guys like Potter Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water He'll never ever think her perfect as I/you thought her... Lucius: But now you're alone Left to pout and moan 'Cause you were totally pwnd