Star f**ing Hipsters - 9/11 Was (An Inside Joke) lyrics

A bunch of smoke with building wad In dissent under your "god" And we biked to drink the day Because downtown just fell away And the towers falling down Gave the U.S.A. a frown And all the bumpkins wept at zero ground But all these f**ing lies Tears up our weary eyes 'cuz 9/11 was an inside thing And G-Dub played the king To wipe the crime scene clean Smart folks know what I mean Giuliani fixed the job Abetted by the mob Air-force and C.I.A N.O.R.A.D. with Dick Cheney Erased the facts away And the towers falling down Spun the populace around And all the families wept at zero ground Three-thousand bodies never found? "pull"'s construction worked slang For a controlled demolition Bombed to pull it to its base Marvin Bush helped put in place But crushed people "vaporized"? With the evidence erased The victim' families had no case But all these f**ing lies Make the baby jesus cry 'cuz 9/11 was an inside job Not a "f** u.s. kabob" Like the media portrayed Like the G.I.'s would get laid And it makes no f**ing sense Like a failed air-force defense Because corporate oil got paid And I'll save you some suspense They wanted "dead presidents"