I'm always drunk in San Francisco I always stay out of my mind But if you've been to San Francisco They say that things like this Go on all the time It never happens nowhere else Maybe it's the air Can't ever seem to help myself And what's more I don't care I'm always drunk in San Francisco I'm never feeling any pain But tell me why does San Francisco Like a lover's kiss go straight to my brain I guess it's just the mood I'm in That acts like alcohol Because I'm drunk in San Francisco You better believe I stay stoned in San Francisco I'm always drunk in San Francisco And I don't drink at all.