Stanley Townsend - Happiest Day of my Life lyrics

[Wormwood] Oh, but, my dear, I have so much planned for you. Trust me, this is going to be fun First, we get to choose invitations Make a list of distant relations Then we can decide on bridesmaids You need about twenty [Isabella] You're joking? Tell me he's joking. Please? [Wormwood] Next, we'll try on dozens of dresses Settle on a 'do for your tresses And we're well on our way To the happiest day of your life [Isabella] Right, so, if we are just – yeah [Queen of Valencia] We'll pick your florist [Wormwood] La, la, la, la, la, la [Queen of Valencia] And then select a manicurist [Wormwood] La, la, la, la, la, la [King of Valencia] You'll want to register at all the top stalls Within the town walls [Wormwood] No doubt [Isabella] k** me now [Wormwood] Next on the checklist We'll get you braceleted and necklaced Guards: Just wait and see, it's going to be Like the wedding we've always dreamed about [Isabella] Please, God, make it stop [Queen of Valencia] Then will have to spruce up the venue [King of Valencia] Figure out a 30-course menu [Isabella] This is insane [Jester] Find a guy to draw some pictures [Wormwood] You're going to want plenty [All(except Isabella)] La, la, la la la, La – la – la [King of Valencia] Plus, we must audition some bands, too [Queen of Valencia] Choose the song you'll do your first dance to [Isabella] The whole stupid cliché [All(except Isabella)] On the happiest day of your life [Isabella] Ugh. I can't believe this [Wormwood] And up on your head [All (except Isabella)] La, la, la, la, la, la [Wormwood] Glowing right above your forehead [All (except Isabella)] La, la, la, la, la, la [Wormwood] You'll wear this little present from me Enchanted to steal your soul [All (except Isabella)] Unh! [Wormwood] And once it's on you [All (except Isabella)] La, la, la, la, la, la [Wormwood] It will cast a spell upon you [All (except Isabella)] La, la, la, la, la, la [Wormwood] You'll do everything I tell you to do And ruling through you I'll seize full command Get rid of the prince Install my own men Take over the throne 'Till I'm in complete... Nothing to see here. Move along [Isabella] What are you all standing around for? We got an affair to break ground for There so much to do Guess who is becoming a wife (cheers) True, my husband's only eleven Still, the wedding's going to be heaven Go and get my bouquet It's the happiest day of my life [Queen of Valencia] Cousin Harry will pay [King of Valencia] It's the happiest day of my life [Wormwood] Now you're under my sway It's the happiest day of my life [All] La, la, la, la, la, la. Unh!