Stanley Holloway - Get Me To The Church On Time lyrics

JAMIE, HARRY: There's just a few more hours. That's all the time you've got. A few more hours Before they tie the knot. DOOLITTLE: There are drinks and girls all over London, and I've gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours I'm getting married in the morning Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime Pull out the stopper Let's have a whopper But get me to the church on time I gotta be there in the mornin' Spruced up and lookin' in me prime Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you'll miss me But get me to the church on time If I am dancin' Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin' Whewt me out the door For I'm gettin' married in the mornin' Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compa**; And get me to the church, Get me to the church, For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time! ALL: I'm getting married in the morning Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. DOOLITTLE: Drug me or jail me Stamp me and mail me. ALL: But get 'im to the church on time! 'E's gotta be there in the morning Spruced up and lookin' in 'is prime. DOOLITTLE: Some bloke who's able Lift up the table, ALL: And get 'im to the church on time! DOOLITTLE: If I am flying Then shoot me down. If I am wooin', Get her out of town! ALL: For 'e's getting married in the morning! Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. DOOLITTLE: Feather and tar me; Call out the Army But get me to the church. ALL: Get 'im to the church... DOOLITTLE: For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time! ALL: Starlight is reelin' home to bed now. Mornin' is smearin' up the sky. London is wakin'. Daylight is breakin'. Good luck, old chum, Good health, goodbye. DOOLITTLE: I'm gettin' married in the mornin' Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime Hail and salute me Then haul off and boot me And get me to the church Get me to the church For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time!