Stan the Guitar Man - Sweet Black p**y lyrics

Awwww yeah! Heyyy, check it out.. DJ Quik is in the motherf**in house! (x8) [DJ Quik] Check it out.. Now I be knockin b**hes like it ain't sh** Cause I'mma playa motherf**er named DJ Quik Yo, maybe it's the way, I hold my dick That makes all the girlies wanna ride my tip But some of these b**hes try to act unfair (why?) Maybe its becuase my hair is longer than theirs But I don't give a f**, no I don't care Because I'm like Noah's Ark - my b**hes come in pairs You see I'm 5'11", my dick is size seven And if a hooker's fine I can stretch you a nine It goes deep (how deep?) All up in that sh** I'll f** a p**y dry cuz I don't know how to quit I'm 19 (say what?) so I'm a young a** man My eyes are brown and my skin is tan So pull them cotton-a** panties right down to ya knees If you wanna take part in a proper-a** skeez I'm more than a playa (word?) I'm more like a pimp (yeah!) I love black p**y but I sure won't simp I got the b**hes on my jock like an airplane wing And only way for me to get 'em off I have to sing I say, "Oooh ho, don't jock me so Never-ever-ever wanna let me go Once I whip this dick on you!" Heyyy, check it out I say, "Oooh ho, don't call me no mo' How in the f** can I let you know That I'm a motherf**in TRU!" (Aww yeah, worrrd 'em up!) Now that oughta tell ya right then and there That I'm a true motherf**er so ya better beware Cuz when we huggin and kissin, and ya wanna get mushy Girl ya best be prepared to f** because I love black p**y! I can't help it cause I love black p**y.. I got to have it, just like a rabbit - black p**y.. Black p**y.. what kind? {*Quik scratches "Sweet, sweet, sweet.. sweet"*} [DJ Quik] Yeah.. and I'm takin All the money from these funky hoes that I be breakin If you say that there's another Quik then you're mistaken I amm not a coward and you'll never see me shakin Never breakin lots of money that I'm makin If you double-cross me then I'll be your undertaker I will never be-friend you because you are a steaker Open up your mouth if you want some beefsteak-ah If you s** it long enough you'll taste a milkshake-uh Lyrics I am hummin, when they see me comin s**ers they... aww sh**, hold up man {*needle drags across the record*} This the wrong motherf**in page and sh** Aww sh**, I need to start on the.. Oh okay, here we go: {*music kicks back in*} Black p**y! Always talkin bout it cuz I love it Women get grown up just as soon as they let me rub it And in a week's span, my homey Freak-Man Sinks into so much p**y we should call him Quik-sand (Last ho was done by the true motherf**ers From the P-E-N-T-H-O-U-S-E) Players Clique Tweety's in the cold room, Freaky's in the studio room I am in the livin room, and Hammer's in the bedroom Freakin! (Or should I say skeezin?) Call it livin large in 1990 becuase playin be the reason So many freaks we have to forward the calls And when the girlies hear the.. {*beeper goes off*} .. they pause, and get hot (how come?) I think they know what time it is They should know that's how we handle our biz (gotta handle it) They shouldn't trip and call playin a sin Because it's in and we're all black men so we love black p**y! And ya know that, because we show that! Yeah.. Aww yeah! Cuz DJ Quik is the king of the underground scene Yeah DJ Quik is in the motherf**in house (say what?) DJ Quik is in the motherf**in house (say WHAT?) And Shabby Doo is in the motherf**in house (is that right?) And Too E Caddy's in the motherf**in house (aww yeah!) And Playa Hamm is in the motherf**in house (say what?) And Donzelly's in the motherf**in house (say WHAT?) And Greedy Gregg is in the motherf**in house, break it down! Aww yeah.. DJ Quik is in here for the big 9-0! Along with the O.G.P.B.C. in the motherf**in house baby Yo, and we outta here, peace