Stan Rogers - Garnetts Homemade Beer lyrics

GARNETT'S HOMEMADE BEER 1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight, (How I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a score of men were turned quite green By the scummiest ale you've ever seen Chorus: God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a gla** of Garnett's homemade beer. 2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) For 20 brave men all masochists who Would taste for him his homemade brew. 3. This motley crew were a sickening sight (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags. 4. We hadn't been there but an hour or two (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a voice said "Give me some homemade brew" As steeleyed Stan hove into view. 5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) He was eight foot tall and four foot wide Said "pa** that jug or I'll tan your hide. 6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) Garnett was smashed with a cupful of d** And his breath set fire to both me legs. 7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) It's six long years since I felt this way On the night before my wedding day. see also BARTPRIV filename[ GARNTBR play.exe BARTPRIV DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===