Stan Ridgway - My Exclusive Sex Club lyrics

Kind ladies and good gentlemen You've thrown your dollar down Walk in and please experience Feel free to stroll around We take it to the limit The competition's fierce Big judy at the table here Will help you with your pierce Chorus: And when it's done, Jack will show you to the door Or have you seen this before? Or have you seen this before? We've got everything in bottles Stored in formaldehyde For a dollar you can climb on that guy Take him for a ride Now do you want a leash, Or a collar, or a whip? And have you tasted this? Well, everybody's had a sip Chorus repeat Now there's a man He's hangin' from a hook The lady with tattoos just looks like A coloring book Our club is like no other We've got a big surprise Tonight a man will bake a dog And put it in a pie And when the pie is open The dog begins to sing And judy will administer That party favor thing Now everything is hot And everything is fine We never close the place Because the cops are now in line Chorus repeat